Many American investors took a beating last week when the Dow Jones hit its worst one week point drop in five years. But not to worry says Invincible America Assembly. Help is on the way. This group of transcendental meditators claims they have America’s prosperity in their hands. Through their good vibrations and daily meditations, this 1800 member group from Iowa says the Dow Jones index will soar over 17,000, will bring about fewer hurricanes and foster better relations between the U.S. and N. Korea. The release of harmonious waves benefits all aspects of U.S. life, said group spokesman Bob Roth.
The group takes credit for, among other things: the Dow Jones Industrial Average reaching a record high of 14,022 last week, unemployment rates falling to a six-year low at 4.5 percent, and North Korea shutting down its nuclear reactor.
It operates two facilities in Iowa, where followers practice several hours of transcendental meditation each day. "This is not praying for peace, this is not sending out positive thoughts for peace," Roth said. "This is diving deep into one's own consciousness."
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Is that you in the photo?
They sound like a group who takes credit for the good things but tries to distance themselves from the bad stuff.
Still, at least it's a plan, better than the current administration has for curing the country's ills.
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